Meet our staph they're infectious.
 
 
Italo the Great Pezzi aka Ben, Benny, Big Daddy

One part Kentucky and one part Italian. With six sisters and one brother he never slept alone. Known for his days at The Ritz.

 
Kasey Shayne Magee aka Queso, Drunken Stepfather

 
Marc aka PeePaw, Marcus Asheius the Philosopher Bartender,
Raised by coyotes in north Texas.

 
Alicia aka ShortRound, Alicia the Disha,
When not working at AppleBee’s she talks about AppleBee’s. She manages to fill in for us as the only real bartender at the CSL.

 
Chance aka Chancey Pants, Chase
Coming from modest Austin beginnings he has slowly honed a sharp sense of what he likes and dislikes – we call it elitism.
 
Jason goddamn Adams aka Hoss, Horsepuss
Jason is trying to fill his lifelong dream of franchising Hoek’s Pizza to the world.

 
Ill Phil